Written by Mark Worthington
Tues 6 June 2021
I think I can remember our innings as scoring at the end,
Hill retired 26
Middleton 0 (useless twat)
Worthington retired 28
Kisiel retired 25
Todd stumped Tim 19
Mardon not out 13
Boyle bowled 15
Raby run out 5
Atkinson run out 1
Potter H not out 5 (I think… He’ll know)
Bowlers:
Hill can’t remember any wickets but bowled good in duckers
Mardon 1 wicket caught behind and bounced their opener out
Skipper tidy 4 overs for 2or3
Worthington bowled filth
Atkinson warned for being young and fast (did he get a wicket?)
Boyle tidy 1 fer
Todd death bowling a wicket amongst the pies
Fielding highlights:
young ‘rapists’ in the outfield.
Middleton appealing for anything that hits the batsmen’s pads or Potter Jnr catches
Kisiel stumbling about to get no where near a dolly
Extras:
Kisiel setting off for a run just becos he hit it hard (straight at a fielder) and then falling and wriggling about on the floor like a wild pig and shouting “FFS Welly! “
Middleton jumping for joy I. His size 10 spikes at the moment of victory Nf landing on Kisiels flip flops “FFS Midds!”
Todd adding a 3rd shot to his armoury… The dashing square cut
Boyle Juniors 6 out of his 15 runs in 5 balls
Anything missed, forgotten or wrong just add! (except from Tim…)